Feminsm isn’t bigotry! Nooooo. Neither is Feminism 2.0!

And this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why I am an anti-feminist.

Not only are men pigs (Male Chauvinist Pigs, of course), but the women of Feminism 1.0 are also pigs–because they “act like men”. And this must stop . And Tammy Bruce will be sticking her nose right up your butt and inhale deeply to ferret out any scent of non-conformity.

We hear it all the time: “America is patriarchal!”, “American women are oppressed!”. Well, a lifelong feminist and former National Organization for Women member, Tammy Bruce, is tired of hearing it–and she has a solution laid out in our newest video: Feminism 2.0. One that tells women that they should be proud to act feminine. One that tells them that simply copying men and masculine traits is actually demeaning to women. One that honors all responsible choices, including becoming a wife and mother.

“Women civilize men, it’s what we’re supposed to do.”

Don’t view men as oppressors, it sends the wrong message. See them as uncivilized pigs who rob women of their dignity, I mean, they did give us the washing machine, after all. Your madness is turning the boys off and they’ll stop making the technologies that make our life easy! They’re Going Their Own Way! Tone it down girls, our crazy is showing. The class warfare is too apparent. Stop giving away the milk and make them pay for the cow! Just say “no”. After all, controlling men by their instinctive reproductive urges has worked for centuries!

This is a sickness. I’m surprised that she didn’t don a white hood, burn a cross and started ranting about The Nigger Problem while encouraging anti-male hymns from the flock of ghosts.

Notice that there was absolutely no talk of being self-responsible for one’s life, deeds and words? No mention of character? No mention of empathy, communication, and mutual discussion on how to resolve problems? No. Change your behaviour to meet our standards so that we get what we want, from you and from men.

Shhhh! Don’t think. Just do what you’re told, even if we contradict ourselves. We have a career to attend to, after all. Do you think that being the Grand Dragon Lady is cheap? Washing machines, remember? They cost money.

Now give us some.

Go ahead, Aron Ra. Tell me that “feminism means non-sexism and that’s all it can mean”.

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