Category Archives: Humour

Are MRAs Trainsphobic?

Trainsphobia: the irrational fear of those who identify as locomotives

I’ve never heard of any MRA speak ill of those who self-identify as locomotives.

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Do you know Avenue Q? Great fun!

If you don’t know Avenue Q you’re missing out on great fun! Check out this play list.

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Feeling down? Turn to the Japanese

Whenever I’m feeling down, I turn to the Japanese. They are disciplined, generally polite, but most of all, they have an insanely bizarre sense of humour.

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The future, as seen by MGTOW

This short clip brought to you by MGTOW :)

So, about that whole reproductive rights and fairness in family court thing…

Kim Kardashian slammed for ‘offensive’ science shirt

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Just days after attempting to ‘break the internet’ with her nude photoshoot in New York’s Paper Magazine, the reality TV star has been criticised for wearing a shirt that ‘demeans’ the scientific community.

http://newsthump.com/2014/11/16/kim-kardashian-slammed-for-offensive-science-shirt/

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No no homo

… for free!

Hahaha! Too funny!

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Normal sperm… your sperm

Funny :)

Normal sperm... your sperm.

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Automatic Sperm Extractor

A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm donation even easier- an automatic sperm extractor. I’m all for hands-free technology, but have scientists gone a little too far with this invention?

The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.

According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We’re not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable. Here’s to technology.

Personally, I think that this belongs in bars, especially strip clubs.

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What I think I sound like…

This funny by way of Kristal Garcia.

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The Turing-Poe test

Congratulations on writing an insightful and funny-as-hell article (and to 4Chan for the brilliant concept and execution.)

This should really be an appeal to moderation for feminists and social justice types: If your ideology is so insane that the only thing 4chan manchildren have to do to cause a shitstorm is sound completely indistinguishable from you, it’s time to take a long and hard look at yourself and your worldview.

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